Adam Sandler Sings The Hanukkah Song – SNL



Adam Sandler drops by the Weekend Update desk to perform his holiday hit, The Hanukkah Song. Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights!

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  1. Put on your yarmulke
    Here comes Hanukkah
    So much funukkah
    To celebrate Hanukkah

    Hanukkah is
    The Festival of Lights
    Instead of one day of presents
    We have eight crazy nights!

    When you feel like the only kid in town
    Without a Christmas tree
    Here's a list of people who are Jewish
    Just like you and me
    David Lee Roth lights the Menorah
    So does James Caan, Kirk Douglas and the late Dina Shore-ah
    Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli?
    Bowzer from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli

    Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
    Put them together, what a fine looking Jew!

    You don't need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
    Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock (both Jewish!)

    Put on your yarmulke
    Its time for Hanukkah
    The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs
    Celebrates Hanukkah

    O.J. Simpson: not a Jew
    But guess who is?: Hall-of-famer Rod Carew (he converted)
    We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
    Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish – not too shabby!

    Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
    Well he's not, but guess who is?: All three Stooges!
    So many Jews are in showbiz
    Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is

    Tell your friend Veronica
    Its time you celebrate Hanukkah
    I hope I get a harmonica
    On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah

    So drink your gin and tonic-ah
    And smoke your marijuani-kkah
    If you really, really wanna-kkha
    Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah

    Happy Hanukkah!

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